Wanted : Mum Friend for Boozy Nights, Rants & Support

Wanted : Mum Friend for Boozy Nights, Rants & Support

Must live within walking/stumbling distance. We will be drinking and we don’t want a taxi time limit.

Must enjoy drinking.

Must enjoy sharing chocolate.

Must enjoy pizza/Chinese/Indian/*insert other fatty takeaway options here*

Must enjoy drinking.

Must be willing to listen to my husband and child related rants whilst nodding at the appropriate places and remaining impartial, regardless of whether or not I am being unreasonable.

GSOH essential.

Must appreciate cheesy music from the 90s, cheesy films and pyjamas.

Must enjoy drinking.

Know it alls need not apply.

Time wasters need not apply.

Judgement neither passed or appreciated.

Genuine support and advice welcomed.

Must enjoy drinking.

 

4 Comments

  1. 20th August 2017 / 8:41 pm

    If only I lived close by! I’d happily join you on boozy ranty nights! <3

  2. 30th August 2017 / 7:28 am

    If I was moving to Cardiff instead of Bristol I’d be there!

  3. 30th August 2017 / 10:44 am

    I love drinking more than mostly everything in my life except my toddler. I wish I lived nearby, sadly I’m in Bristol but should I ever be near you or you near me, you’ll always have a wine soaked, fatty takeaway loving, ranting sweary mum friend in me x

  4. Angela
    30th August 2017 / 8:32 pm

    That could’ve been written by me! I am totally lacking in friend-time. Sadly, not in stumbling distance as I’m nr Maesteg.

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