The Clumsy Gene

19th April 2017
Is there such a thing as the clumsy gene? I'm almost certainly sure that there must be.

I often wonder if there is such a thing as a clumsy gene. In fact I’m 99% sure that there is one. I am ridiculously clumsy, and now, my daughter is too. I’m forever falling over things, I’m almost always covered in bruises and most of the time I can’t even remember which of my calamities caused any one particular bruise.

Aria is already following suit. Her knees are constantly covered in grazes, she very often has mysterious bruises and I feel like I am forever telling her to watch where she is going. If I leave a drawer open she will walk into it, if I don’t beat her to it of course! My most used phrases now are “Aria! Watch where you’re going!” and “Aria! Open your eyes!” usually in a panicked, loud voice.

Despite all of this I’ve never broken a bone in my body and have only been to Hospital once which was when I was eighteen months old and caught my thumb in a caravan door and needed stitches, I didn’t even go to Hospital when I gave birth!

Another surprising fact is that I have never had an accident at work, even when I was younger, earning a half decent wage and living with my parents with little to no expenses. Back when I made the most of being young free and single and went out and got drunk. A lot. Back when I would go to work hungover, sometimes quite possibly still drunk yet I never had an accident.

When you consider that young employees aged 16-29 are the most likely to suffer an accident at work it’s really quite surprising that I didn’t! What’s even more surprising is that only one in four of these young people who suffer genuine accidents at work go on to seek legal advice which is whyHayward Baker has launched a free to use interactive injury compensation calculator.

Survey results surrounding young people and accidents at work

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  • Reply Amy @ Arty apple 19th April 2017 at 5:43 pm

    Haha love this. We’re not clumsy but my 7 year old must be having a growth spurt and not used to his long legs! Lost count the amount of times he fell over on holiday x

  • Reply Ojo Henley 19th April 2017 at 8:28 pm

    I think there is a clumsy Gene! My niece looks the most like me, and falls over fresh air like me too. Love the infographic, having a teen about to hit the work place makes me more aware of the dangers x

  • Reply Mary-Kate Williamson 22nd April 2017 at 8:20 am

    I’m so clumsy too! And our son is 7, hes so clumsy, always walking into things or falling over… dropping things or falling off things.

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